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The Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander) enters the game first. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Pumpkin pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Engineering and Rap. Their chat handle is scintillatingSalamander. They are definitely the leader. They appear to be destined for greatness. They do not even understand the Land of Peace and Frogs. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Pumpkin. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Pumpkin.
The Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander) does quests in the Land of Peace and Frogs, restoring a half-ruined Frog shrine in the wilds of the Land. The Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander) feels...different. Like they are starting to understand what it MEANS to be a Seer of Space. Huh. What do you think ' Squiddleallegro (Tier 1)' means? Pumpkinsprite was kind of helpful, and then kind of didn’t exist. Please don’t think too hard about it, the simulation is barely handling a pumpkin sprite as is.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) enters the game second. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a H̭͕͖̳́̄̉̋̈͒͢ͅo͇͡͏͓̱̀̈̉r̴̡̨̢̺͚̥̰ͯ́͆ͤ͟r̨̠̭̗ͣ͟o̵͉͐̑͛ͥ̒̄͠҉rͧ̽͛̏ͩ̈ Te̢̖̤͕͖̺͔̖̱̊ͣ̓ͨr͖̝̆҉̦̐͜ͅr̩͓͈ͨͨ͐̕͏̥̄̑o̶̢̖̠͔̺̐̍̓͐̆̍́̚r̗͔͎ͣͯ͏̑ pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Death and Rap. Their chat handle is ProficientTarget. They appear to be destined for greatness. They are very confused by the Land of Fossils and Gears. They are Totally In Love with the Page of Rage (pacificRoc). The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Horror Terror. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Horror Terror.
The Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about how they seem to be going shithive maggots for no goddamned reason to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high. 
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, learning to really hate the entire concept of Gears and delving into dungeons. 
The Page of Rage (pacificRoc) enters the game third. They manage to prototype their kernel sprite with a Nut Creature pre-entry. They have many INTERESTS, including Wizards and Rap. Their chat handle is pacificRoc. They appear to be destined for greatness. They glare with bafflement at the Land of Cities and Violence. The Black Queen's RING OF ORBS THREEFOLD grows stronger from prototyping the Nut Creature. The Black King's SCEPTER grows stronger from prototyping the Nut Creature.
The Page of Rage (pacificRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. What was that light on LOCAV? Holy shit. Did the Page of Rage just randomly go GodTier? What the fuck is going on? Did they even die? This is some flagrant bullshit. Somehow they learned Impossible Impossibledirge War (Tier 3) too.
The God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) is all up and laughing the whole time. The Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander) does quests at LOPAF, interogating consorts as to what the point of Frogs even is. The Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander) is made aware that Canon Barbaric Presto (Tier 1) is hidden in a secret location, and claims it. Pumpkinsprite was kind of helpful, and then kind of didn’t exist. Please don’t think too hard about it, the simulation is barely handling a pumpkin sprite as is.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle and killing underlings. 
The God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) is doing something... motherfucking miraculous. It's kind of hard to look away. You get a bad feeling about this. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) has taken an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a giant pile of crazy. You almost wish you hadn't seen this. This is completely terrifying. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) might actually be sleep walking. The Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander) does quests in the Land of Peace and Frogs, restoring a half-ruined Frog shrine in the wilds of the Land. Pumpkinsprite was kind of helpful, and then kind of didn’t exist. Please don’t think too hard about it, the simulation is barely handling a pumpkin sprite as is.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does quests at LOFAG, manipulating the local stock exchange through a series of cunningly disguised time doubles. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) feels...different. Like they are starting to understand what it MEANS to be a Prince of Time. Huh. What do you think ' Lockallegro (Tier 1)' means? H̕͜ŏ̥̳͓ͦr̓͜͜͞rǫ̵̦̙̀̒̈̃͘͜͠͝ͅŕ̸͎̲̎̂ͅ Tȩ̖̟̄̇ṛ̮̩̺̩̳̩̼̈̽ͣ̊ͧ͡r̜̗͜o͔̿͠͏͋r̀̃ͨ҉̴̴̛͕̼̱̅̎ͦs̷͈͚̲̰̬̅̉́͡͡p̴͖̲͙̄̏҉́̓́͜͟͟r̵̙ͭ͆͘ͅi̡̫̗͘͏̴̴͕̫̒ͧ͏̳t̵̵̢̼́́̓ͦe̶̩̲̓̌͟ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, learning about the lore and solving puzzles. 
The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) brutally murders that asshole, the Seer of Space (scintillatingSalamander). Which is pretty much how you expected things to go down between a Seer and a Page in that exact situation. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is pretty happy that their enemy was killed. 
Seer of Space's Corpse (scintillatingSalamander)'s waits patiently for the kiss of life. But nobody came. Their dream self dies as well. 
The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, riding in at the last minute to defeat the local consorts hated enemies. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. H͈̳̺̀͒͛̐́̈͘o̲͗r̗҉̛͉̫̈͌ͦ͘ŕ̛͔̘̣̈́ͬ͋͘͡҉or Te̙̐͆̑r̹̘͛҉̸̈́̾͢r̢̠̞̞̼̖̮ͬ́̇̋͞o̿ͬ͝҉͔r̷̵̡̢̻̖̙̀ͫ͘͟͝͡s̸̸͓͙̲̲͚̑͗̑̕͟͠͠pͦr̩͈i̧tͭ͂͛̎̆͘ͅ͏è̢̛̗̫̦͍͍̬̦͉͊ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, getting really fucking sick of Fossils and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, manipulating the local stock exchange through a series of cunningly disguised time doubles. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) scores Foregone Time Accelerando (Tier 1) for a stupidly discounted 'going out of business' price. H̛̭͚̹̹̱͆͘͘͝o̝͙̦͌ͩ̈͞͞͏̘ͩ́̕r̸̡̛̲͔͉̱ͯͨ̽̄̅r̳̖̞̎́̉̍̎ö͖͈̩͡r̷̭͝ Ṫ̨̪̰̖͒͛̽̅̕͜͜͠e̸̬͍̭͙ͨ̄̉̓͊rrͬo̵̡̫̫̠̥̬ͅr͕̜ͯ̌̿̃s̡̠̖̣̖̠̟̔͟p̧̧̩̿̓̿̂͗̎͘͞r͐̕i͈tͣ̇̌ȩ̖͓͔̋ͨͮ͛͌̔͜͜ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, killing underlings and learning to really hate the entire concept of Gears. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, manipulating the local stock exchange through a series of cunningly disguised time doubles. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) has finally saved up enough boondollars to buy Spinning Rhythm Mysterioso (Tier 1)from the fraymotif store. Hơ̶̧̧͙͚̗̫̤͆͌͒ͮ͞͡r̷̡̨̳͗͆̑ͨ̕r̠ͬ͡͏̷̧̑̆͘͘o̫͕͗̏̓̾̅͢͞͏̠r̵̴͈̰͕͐ͣ͛̆̂̑ Te҉̶̶̨̟͔̰͓̙̇́̽ͪ͘r̪ͩ͠r̶̸̛̟̣̜͔ͧ͟͜͜҉̽͏̷or̴̢̤̱̼̱͖͇̟̖ͩ̆̀̄ṡ̆̕͝ṕ̴r̷̢̧̛̙̼ͯ̀͟͠i͠t͔͓͍̀҉͇e̸̴̗͖͖͚̋ͯͤ͢͠ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code and getting really fucking sick of Fossils. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: CHAMP-FRY and earns 285 BOONDOLLARS.
The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (75hp, 559 power) initiates a strife with the Veter Minion. H̴̡̡̳̫̣̔ͯ̽͐́͒͘͟͡ờ̸̧̘̤̲͖ȑ̵̨͚̪̭̙͑̀ͥ͊r̻ͯ̄͞ǫ͙͓̪̩̭̜̦͕̇ͨ̈́͗̚ŗ̖̖̆̕͘ T҉̵̧̛̗̻͓̣̆̓̿̾͜ȩ̷̡̑ͪͦ̕r҉͓̣͙̋͗̊̌̄ͧ͆͟͜͟͞ȓ̷͉̖̅ͮ͜ǫ̷͕̭̀̀̅͢͞r̶̵̸̡̮̼̥͙̐́͘s̔̀̐̎̂ͨ͜ͅp̷̜̦͉̟ͤ̿̏ͥ̆͠͝ͅ҉̀r̜̦ͥį͒̎̄͠t̶̰͖͉̲̽ͯ̊̃ͣ͐̚͡ͅe̡̪̣̲̜͒͋̑ͯ̃ͮ͌͞͞ (510 hp, 150 power) joins them!
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) (75hp, 559 power) targets the Veter Minion (17 hp, 8 power). Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark. The Veter Minion (-1101 hp, 8 power)is dead.
The fight is over. Veter Minion is dead. 
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: NIPPER CADET and earns 315 BOONDOLLARS.
The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests at LOFAG, searching through time for an unbroken legendary piece of shit weapon. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. H̵̬̎҉̢͇̟̉͋̀͜o̢҉̷͏̜̹̑́r̪̆ŗ̸̴̢̰̖̭ͦ̿ͭ̅͠͠ŏ̠͡҉̮̍ͨ̔͛ͩͅr̢̜̰̻̈̌̃͒ T̸̥͈̋ͧ̑ę̛̛̳̣̄͒̈́͑ͮ̚͜r̵̡̯̰̻̙̹̈́ͮ̐͗̐ͩͥ͡r͔̓o̡͍͈͕ͬrṣ̶̩̬̳̾̾͘p̥ṙ҉̩͙i̷̢̛̹̳̱͐́ͬ͜t̴̢̢͍́ͅe ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, solving puzzles and getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: CHAMP-FRY and earns 352 BOONDOLLARS.
The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, realizing that the legendary piece of shit weapon was broken WAY before they got here. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. H̷̢̤̳̚o̼̾ŗ͍͎̰̉͒͘͢͜r̺̭ͨ͂ơ̊ͪr̴̛̰̝̤̗̿̎͋ͪ̒ͫ͢͝͞ T̳͠͏̧̢̛̝ͤͮ́ę̶̱̼͓̥̎̇ͣ҉̽ͩ̋̏͘rr̫ǫ͇̗̻̞͚̥͌͐̇͊̆͘͡͡ṙ̷̗̣̮̂ͯ͌͌ͫ͂ͨ͢ͅș̶̨̘̻̾̑͋ͪͫ̕͡p͚̾r̴̸̩͈ͩ̌̔i̢͟t̛̊̔̂͜e͖͍ͫͯ̽ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, learning to really hate the entire concept of Fossils and learning about the lore. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: JERKWAD JOURNEYER and earns 468 BOONDOLLARS.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is starting to seem a little strange. They sure do like talking about Horrorterrors! The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, alchemizing an unbroken version of the legendary piece of shit weapon to pawn off as the real thing to Hephaestus. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. H̷͙͈͐͏̵̛͈͍̠̣̒́͟ò̸̶ŕr̞͚̝̹̊͐̌ͦơ͕̤̤͖̙͉ͧ̊̅̋͜͞r T̸̵̷̡̙̜̦̮̏̀e̡̝̜̤͆͌̏͋ͭ̓̋͢r̸̨͈̺̓r̵̨͓̳̲̈ͦ͒ǫ̚͡r̹͙̻ͥ̾ͯ̕͢͞͝s͉̹̟̀̀̓̌ͣ́p̋̽͏́ͨr̷͇̽̉i̶̸̖̬̍ͦt̡̤̝̻̐͗ͩ͜͞é́͠͏̢̧͕͒́͢͝ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading. They finally finished off all the main quests on Land of Fossils and Gears. They should be ready to face their Denizen.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, delving into dungeons and learning the true meaning of Fossils. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: MARQUIS MCFLY and earns 553 BOONDOLLARS.
The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, exploring ruins and killing underlings. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) initiates a strife with their Denizen Veter.
The Prince of Time and Prince of Time use Foregone Time Accelerando (Tier 1). A acidic spike of closed doors pierces the Denizen Veter (-842 hp, 34 power).
The Denizen Veter (-842 hp, 34 power)is dead.
The fight is over. Denizen Veter is dead. 
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: SINGING SCURRYWORT and earns 31 BOONBUCKS.
The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, learning the true meaning of Gears and exploring ruins. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, exploring ruins and learning to really hate the entire concept of Fossils. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about how they seem to be going shithive maggots for no goddamned reason to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, burning down libraries of horror terror grimoires, shedding a few tears for the valuable knowledge lost along side the accursed texts. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. H̫̜̩́̎͢҉̫̏ò͉̣͇̆͢͜͞r̯̬̲͌͑r͕̄̑̕ơ̢̡̭̳̤̝ͭ̔́ͩ͟͟҉r̷̥͎̖ͫ͞ Ṭ̶̸̬͓̙́ͨ̓̓͟͟͠e͜ŕ͖̹͍ͨr̛̝̥̔ͥ̉o̶̢̟͑ͦ̀̂͏̢̬̰͘r̀͘sp̶̵̡̛̐́̕r̵̨̨̭͖͇ͤͯ̐̾̈̕͜͞í̡͕̭͖͔̰̆̒͠͡͝͝҉͠t̗̪̝́́̑̓͢͜͏e͖̩̓̇́̊̀͡͏̽̌ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, exploring ruins and delving into dungeons. The Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: JUNIOR CLOCK BLOCKER and earns 52 BOONBUCKS.
The Prince of Time isn't responding to chat messages much anymore. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: ROYAL RUMBLER and earns 74 BOONBUCKS.
The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek forbidden knowledge hidden deep within the glitchiest parts of the Furthest Ring. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, building awesome things way in the past for themselves to find later. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. H̴̘̝̻͖̚o͏̶̠̩̪̓͊͑ͧ̾̓r̴͇̺͏ṛ̨̝̽̂ͯ̕͟o̷̧̲̠̞̮͚͗͑͏̡̯̀҉͡r̴̖̪ͣ͘͞ Ṫ̟̘͇̙͙͐ͧͨ̂͒̕͠e̴̖̟͌̂̇̒̃͜rͧ͏̷̭͔̩̲͐ͪ̓͟͟r̞̅ȍ̵̧̫͜͜r̡̬͉͔͈̠ͩ̊͌̎̕̚͟ͅs̙͉̖̰͖̋ͪͅp̻̟͖r͔̰͠҉̙̹̖͉͑ͩ͒ͫ͘ȉ̦̞ͯ̀́͠҉̳͞tͮ͏͓́ê͜҉͔̜̯̮͔͓ͨ͐ͨ͘͘͡ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, playing minigames and solving puzzles. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) skyrockets up the ECHELADDER to a new rung: BRAVESPROUT and earns 54 BOONBUCKS.
The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, solving puzzles and learning to really hate the entire concept of Gears. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does quests at LOFAG, burning down libraries of horror terror grimoires, shedding a few tears for the valuable knowledge lost along side the accursed texts. Ḧ͖́̿͆͒̀̑͐o̶̧̩̣͚̝̞̎rr̸̢̦̰̺̣̹͌́͑̀ͅö̷͚̣́ͩ̽͌ͨ͂͠r̜͕̝̃ Tê̛͇͚̺͔̟̔̑̓͘͜r̸̴̝ͤ̅̍̐̈́͢͞r̢̠̩̄̆͝o̧͕̓͗̿̒҉̩r̨̛͚̲̰̘̥̾ͤͧͦ̆͢͠ś̢̟̪̿͐͜͡p̡̜͓̦̱ͫr̠̽̐͜it̑ͩ́e̶͓̭͖͟͜͢ͅ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, getting coy hints about The Ultimate Riddle and delving into dungeons. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They meet with the Dersites to discuss game destroying options. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code and learning the true meaning of Fossils. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They seek forbidden knowledge hidden deep within the glitchiest parts of the Furthest Ring. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is currently too busy flipping the fuck out about how they seem to be going shithive maggots for no goddamned reason to be anything but a useless piece of gargbage. Their freakout level is getting dangerously high. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They meet with the Dersites to discuss game destroying options. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, playing minigames and delving into dungeons. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They begin asking the local consorts VERY uncomfortable questsions. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, exploring ruins and shitting on adventure game tropes and just using a cheat code. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) and the Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) do quests in the Land of Fossils and Gears, burning down libraries of horror terror grimoires, shedding a few tears for the valuable knowledge lost along side the accursed texts. Partnering up with your own time clones sure is efficient. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) scores Moment Eternal Nucleardirge (Tier 2) for a stupidly discounted 'going out of business' price. Ȟ̷̠̼͉̩̒͗͒̈ͤ͞҉̩o̢͇̫̮ͥ̑͂̔̿r̺r̤͙͋̉̾̕ò̙̪̩̯̿́r̦͔͓̂̅͘͜ Ţ̵̵͚̑ͩ̃̂́͆e̱̰͂̀̀ͦͨr̤̮ͭr̶̘̻̪ͯ̿̆͏͂ͪ͡o̴̵̺͖̪͋͂̀̈́̈́̋̓͌͡͝ŗ̠̭͙̫̌̉ͫͫṡ̶̷̪͔̼̣͓̲̉p̶̡̬̤̻̻ͥ̅ͫ̂̌́̕r̷̸̥̭̯̣͕̪̹̮̔̌̓͡i͉͍̍t̢ȩ̡̹͔̥̜̜̂͑́͑̾̽͞͝ ... Oh god. What is going on. Why does just listening to it make your ears bleed!? The corruption is spreading.
The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, learning about the lore and delving into dungeons. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They meet with the Dersites to discuss game destroying options. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Prince of Time will tell anyone who will listen that the game needs to be broken. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) does random bullshit sidequests at LOFAG, solving puzzles and learning to really hate the entire concept of Gears. The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. The Murder Mode God Tier Page of Rage (pacificRoc) can't find anybody they hate enough to murder. They calm down a little. 
The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) was just wandering around on LOFAG when they suddenly tripped over a huge treasure chest! When opened, it revealed a modest cache of boonbucks. They will finally be able to afford that fraymotiff, Reset Beatdown Staccato (Tier 2), they have had their eye on! The Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) is trying to break SBURB itself. They try to destroy a temple meant to help them with their Quests. Luckily, they kind of suck at this game. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Just joking. Well, I mean. Not about them blowing it up. Sessions fucked. But. I mean, come on. What did you THINK would happen? Stupid, lousy goddamned GrimDark players crashing my fucking sessions.
ERROR: SESSION CORRUPTION HAS REACHED UNRECOVERABLE LEVELS. HORRORTERROR INFLUENCE: COMPLETE.
ERROR: SESSION CORRUPTION HAS REACHED UNRECOVERABLE LEVELS. LAST ERROR: Message: uncaught exception: PlayersCrashedSession: Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) has foolishly crashed session: 43926249 - URL: - Line: 0 - Column: 0 - Error object: {"name":"PlayersCrashedSession","message":"Mildly Grim Dark Prince of Time (ProficientTarget) has foolishly crashed session: 43926249","stack":"PlayersCrashedSession@file:///C:/Users/ERICSON%20TELEVISION/Documents/SburbStory/javascripts/Scenes/GrimDarkQuests.js:107:17\nGrimDarkQuests/this.crashSession@file:///C:/Users/ERICSON%20TELEVISION/Documents/SburbStory/javascripts/Scenes/GrimDarkQuests.js:71:9\nGrimDarkQuests/this.renderContent@file:///C:/Users/ERICSON%20TELEVISION/Documents/SburbStory/javascripts/Scenes/GrimDarkQuests.js:81:4\nprocessScenes2@file:///C:/Users/ERICSON%20TELEVISION/Documents/SburbStory/javascripts/scene_controller.js:219:4\ntick/<@file:///C:/Users/ERICSON%20TELEVISION/Documents/SburbStory/javascripts/v2.0/scenario_controller2.js:257:4\n"} ABORTING.
scintillatingSalamander:W͕̜͙̋ͤ̃̂͢͝H̸͓͔͍͓̿̀͂͘͜͞Y̸̵̨͉̤̩̻ͤ̌̉̕͢?̵̵̢̩͙͓̞͚͓̱̥̾̇͡͞
ProficientTarget:F̶̨͓҉͉͘I̟̭X̨͐̿͞҉̳̜̒̆͏ I̸̸̶̩̳̒̄ͥͦT̸̴͓͆̓́̄͜͝
pacificRoc:O̧̗͇̙ͫ͋́ͨ͝B̛͉͋E̬̱̐̀͞Y̶
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SUGGESTED ACTION: OMFG JUST STOP CRASHING MY DAMN SESSIONS. FUCKING GRIMDARK PLAYERS. BREAKING SBURB DOES NOT HELP ANYBODY!
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