Various attempts to capture the feel of the Zampanio fandom, including rumors and fanhacks. Navigate the branches at your own peril. Remember to hydrate and take breaks. Obsession is a dangerous thing. I'd recommend going North, first.
Look it was going to happen eventually. SBURBSim but for Zampanio.
Read
procedural stories about cultists delving into an abandoned mall and
braving fates worse than death in order to eat some Harvest Fruit.
Originally the only way to find this was by wandering the bathroom forever. Just a normal text adventure game with definitely no Northerly tendencies whatsoever.
Originally the only way to find this was by wandering the bathroom forever. Then I added it to ZampanioSim's rotation. By now, it's been out long enough it deserves to be on the main page, lol. Play an idle game with Truth.
Like the GopherHole but shorter, and with consequences.
And if that meant
anything to you, you're
already in deep, my friend.
Do you wish search engines were still as good as they were back at the turn of the
millenium?
Walk with us down memory lane. WARNING: Hub of my LLM-using vent art
Goodbye Angelfire, let me build you a tribute in the only way I know how.
I'll add rambles to it periodically, but don't expect them to make sense. Stream of consciousness is
the POINT of a Longest Text Ever.
Create your own shareable doll (that can be used in various older Farrago games), in a variety of style (most notably, Homestuck sprites).
Procedural text and graphic simulations of SBURBSession from the Homestuck webcomic. Read random sessions, or create custom characters to toss into the Game. (Written in dart, so no longer able to be updated by JR).
Take the role of a Jadeblooded Troll from homestuck and raise little wigglers all your own, and prepare them for their lives outside of the caverns.
On a distant Earth, a phone rings. "Thank you for contacting Farrago Fiction Narrative Stability Customer Support. So that I can better assist you, may I please have your session number?"
You'd like to know what Zampanio would assign you, wouldn't you?
Have you ever wondered what gender you are? Why not try the worst possible way to find out? WARNING: DOES NOT END.
Trickster Closer offers lore for Fruit. It's a good deal. You should take her up on it.
Ya'll remember Rabb.it? That screensharing watch party thing that died juuuust before the Pandemic hit? I made a simulation of it so I could tell a story. My second entry in the Ludum Dare contest, it actually did p okay! (LLM video used for a reason)
The Taxonimist had the good idea to create one that you could upload your own images to. Enjoy making authentic ZampanioSim esque creepy pasta images or videos.
Curious as to what all this "Farragnarok" stuff is about? Check out the main cast!
First game in the Farragnarok series, help Zawhei Bacama, the Reaper of Life, grow and pick fruits on the Land of Horticulture and Essence. There are definitely no secrets in this zen gardening game. WARNING: STARTING TO ROT.
Second game in the Farragnarok series, help ButlerBot clean up after his fleshy doppelganger, Eirikr Kharun, the Guide of Void. (Note: Last Land we see in the Farragnarok Series, due to the Wasted Guide of Void's Interference).
Game for the Wright of Law, help owl consorts of the Land of Games and Confusion compromise on rules so they can get back to playing!
See DMs between various characters and even write your own. Apollo's gift of prophecy struck hard, this was named pre-pandemic.
Link to a collection of past April ARGs. Not up to date.
I barely remember making this! It...looks like some kind of dress up game where you send magical girls on adventures? Mostly I remember it for spawning MonsterGirlSim for that Ludum Dare....
Haha yeah, there it is. It was so cool it made MagicalGirlSim be a side page in it's own folder. This was an entry in Ludum Dare. Help the various Magical Girls protect the city without paying too steep a price.
Runs a bit hot because I didn't know animations very well back then. Practice typing out affirmations and fighting off brain lies in this ACTUAL chill garden game.
Haha, that's right, I went and took my land, (The Land of Rods and Screens) and made a version that isn't forced to be a sub bit of SBURBSim anymore. Ah, memories.
Talk to ButlerBot. He's lonely out there in the void. I hope he's not starting to lose it with so little to do... Or just read his logs and see what other people are saying to him. Unless its his lunchbreak and legally mandated two fifteen minute beaks, of course.
Inspired by the game of life from Problem Sleuth, watch how your life plays out based on what cards you get dealt. In theory you can create your own custom life, but I wildly overestimated how easy to use the tools are.
Play around with my take on the Alchemy system from homestuck. Collect all the achievements!
These are definitely ants and this is definitely simulation them. It is extremely important that you read this. "As with any Farrago product, the true goal of the game is to look inside and discover what the goal is for yourself."
A traditional text based adventure game for reasons that I'm sure are obvious.
Refreshes every five minutes with positive messages.
This appears to no longer fully work. It used to generate random trading cards out of DollSim assets. Rest in peace. The Rot comes for us all in the end.
One of the first things I did with animation and graphics. It appears to no longer fully work. It used to generate little procedural strifes, like from homestuck. You'd start fighting a parent, then move to regular imps, then to a denizen, then a Queen.
A story written by manicInsomniac that I gave polish to via web effects.
The rot takes all in the end. It no longer fully works. It used to render a turtle doll of a random color that you could click on to make it say the 'fuck' word, based on a glitch in SBURBSim. The Turtle doens't render but you can click its ghost and it seems to still work.
SBURBSim as it existed very early in it's life, written in pure javascript instead of dart and missing many features. (AB is blazing fast tho cuz no AiEngine).
SBURBSim in its very first form, no graphics, extremely barebones.
KR made this! Watch chill clouds float by synced to time of day.
A various medley of things I (JR) did before farrago fiction.
If you know what a Quotidian is, this is how they store memory internally.
Would you like to have Severe Mirror Corruption, just like the Loopist Faction of the Quotidian Quorum? Now you can!
